funnyordie:

8 Reasons Anthony Weiner Should Become Tony Penis
Anthony Weiner is back! But if the disgraced congressman really wants his mayoral campaign to be a winner, he should change his name to Tony Penis. 
Here are eight reasons why.

funnyordie:

8 Reasons Anthony Weiner Should Become Tony Penis

Anthony Weiner is back! But if the disgraced congressman really wants his mayoral campaign to be a winner, he should change his name to Tony Penis

Here are eight reasons why.

My life is complete

My life is complete

paulmchomosexual:

A campaign ad for the most electable candidate ever.

Please, walk through my face.

Please, walk through my face.

I HAVE MY LIFE BACK!

I HAVE MY LIFE BACK!

December 19, 2012

themonkeysyouordered:

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I don’t want to have sex with all these people in our bedroom.

WHEN DO THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES DO BATTLE? 

WHEN DO THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES DO BATTLE? 

Look how different Scotland makes me look

Look how different Scotland makes me look

I haven’t posted anything for a while.

Problem solved. 

SHIMMY

cracked:

inbarfink:

From Cracked.com’s “What if tumblr pictures were honest

A little honesty goes a long way, honestly.